(Unknown source, repost from Brian Hwe)
I have this love-hate relationship with these hipsters/midnight riders/bike messengers. I know that this is just a new scene and it's going to blow over once environmental friendly cars are affordable. But it makes me sick to my stomach on how many people are getting into this scene. At the same time I think it's kind of sexy when guys ride their road bikes, even sexier when girls do it. Here is a table of my reasons for my contradicting feelings:
Love | Hate |
Helping the Environment | Can't afford a car |
Toned | Sweaty |
The clothes they wear | Except Crotch hugging jeans |
Riding with cars | When they are riding close to your car |
Riding alone, so mysterious | Riding w/ groups, so annoying |
When they customize their bikes Gotta love the plugs | With their parent's money Gotta hate the mustache |
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